vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via dont-fall-for-my-smile)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via iamthewhitegirl)

  • Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
  • Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.