temptasiann:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

(via iamthewhitegirl)

  • Redneck Boy: hey there
  • Redneck Girl: I have a cousin

Squad means family. Squad means no one gets left behind or forgotten

(Source: rnasturbaking, via intensional)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty gross in here to me tbh