It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
it’s so weird that learning about racism is totally a completely optional side quest for white people